Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 8

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Tinder can be a scary place.

You don’t hear that too often.


If you don’t get this Bon Iver reference, I don’t fuck with you.


Put yourself out there why don’t ya, Brea.


Dawn begins the day, and Dawn saves the day.


A liiiiittle overboard on the emojis there, lady.

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to


Do we think she actually measured her height when she’s on her knees or do we think that’s more of an estimate?


What more could you want, ladies?


I like how they added “get us both naked” onto the end, as if it wasn’t assumed.


Pizza + pentagrams = right swipe

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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