There has been a lot of stuff recently about high school couples dealing with the separation that comes with going away to college.
This girl decided to combat the legitimate and predictable fear that her long distance relationship would fizzle out with her BF now in college by sending him this picture of herself for his birthday:
Seems like a cute, harmless gift. But with a handle like @babypinksweater, seeming cute and harmless is this girl’s game. She even says herself that the picture is “to remind anybody who steps foot into [BF’s] room who [BF] belongs to.”
What looks like just a picture to you, translated, reads, “ABANDON ALL HOPE OF HOOKING UP ALL YE COLLEGE GIRLS WHO ENTER HERE. THIS IS THE DOMAIN OF QUEEN PINKSWEATER AND TERRIBLE IS HER WRATH. LAY YE NO CLAIM AND TRESPASS NOT LEST WOE COME UNTO YE AND YE BEHOLD THE DARKENING OF ALL THAT YE LOVE AND HOLD DEAR”
In other words, girls, be on notice. Look at those eyes. This is not a lady who messes around..