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High School Frat Prospects

Note: The following characters are fictional.

Clayton Hodge

Height: 5’10”
Weight: 190 lbs.
High School: Beaumont Kelly – Beaumont, TX
GPA: 2.9

Strengths:
– dedicated alcoholic
– can bong two beers in 5 seconds flat
– father is successful lawyer
– seasoned crawfish boiler
– doesn’t believe in monogamy
– smooth talker, regularly outkicks coverage with girls

Weaknesses:
– has a lifted truck with dual exhaust and Flowmasters
– faint signs of a receding hairline
– has an entire Rascal Flatts album on his iPod

Classmate Quote: “Good ole Hodgie. Wouldn’t let him near my girlfriend. I’ll tell you that much.”

Considering: Texas A&M, Texas State, LSU

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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