Like baseball, porno, the SEC, and pizza buffets, the U.S. Special Forces definitely make my list of “things I’m thankful for.” Pizza buffets shot up this list after TFM’s video producer and I stopped at one in rural Texas the other day, hungover and desperate enough to eat at a pizza buffet (the lack of Whataburgers on this route was inexcusable). Sadly, yet gloriously, it was one of the most satisfying meals of my life. Plus you don’t have to adhere to societal niceties when you’re eating at a place like that, so I pretty much powered through that fucker like a tornado with a mouth.
But more important than even pizza buffets are our boys (and girls) in blue. So, since one of the best forms of gratitude is understanding (right behind blow jobs and new iPads), here’s a little bit of education on one of the most revered branches of our military, the U.S. Special Operations Command.
Via Business Insider:
It should be noted, if only to cut down on bitchy comments, which destroy my thankfulness for anything, that these units aren’t categorized by the branch that they’re in, but rather where they often operate, which is why the Night Stalkers are listed as “air” even though they’re Army..