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If you want to make it big in this world, there is something to be said for immersing yourself in an atmosphere that bleeds wealth and prosperity; universities whose total endowment makes the net worths of Macy’s and Prudential look like chump change. That is not to say that all hope is lost for anyone attending an institution not on this list, but if you think a degree in communication design management from DeVry (Editor’s Note: Fuck you, Keating) is going to get you anywhere in life, it’s time to do some serious reevaluating. Maybe you should just consider transferring to one of these schools.
From Business Insider:
20. Johns Hopkins University
Endowment: $3.39 billion
Total Cost: $63,52919. New York University
Endowment: $3.44 billion
Total Cost: $66,02218. Vanderbilt University
Endowment: $4.05 billion
Total Cost: $62,32017. Dartmouth College
Endowment: $4.47 billion
Total Cost: $65,13316. University of Southern California
Endowment: $4.59 billion
Total Cost: $62,69415. Cornell University
Endowment: $4.65 billion
Total Cost: $63,60614. Rice University
Endowment: $5.55 billion
Total Cost: $56,31613. University of Chicago
Endowment: $6.54 billion
Total Cost: $62,57212. Washington University in St. Louis
Endowment: $6.72 billion
Total Cost: $66,37611. Emory University
Endowment: $6.98 billion
Total Cost: $61,34410. Duke University
Endowment: $7.04 billion
Total Cost: $63,9999. Northwestern University
Endowment: $7.5 billion
Total Cost: $65,5198. University of Notre Dame
Endowment: $8.19 billion
Total Cost: $62,4617. Columbia University
Endowment: $9.22 billion
Total Cost: $66,6046. University of Pennsylvania
Endowment: $9.58 billion
Total Cost: $64,2005. Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Endowment: $12.43 billion
Total Cost: $61,0304. Princeton University
Endowment: $20.58 billion
Total Cost $58,9653. Stanford University
Endowment: $21.47 billion
Total Cost: $62,8012. Yale University
Endowment: $23.68 billion
Total Cost: $63,9701. Harvard University
Endowment: $36.43 billion
Total Cost: $62,250
Jesus Christ, Harvard..
[via Business Insider]
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Where the fuck is Comments of the Week? Someone tell Sydney to get off her lazy bitch ass and post that shit
How about a list of Best Comments you dirty, rotten cum snackers.
Sydney clogged my cousin’s toilet and didn’t even apologize.
I just want to gag intern Sydney with a dirty sock while I spank her until she puts up fail Friday and comments of the week up on time
It’s not even her job, but I say do it anyway
Oh, you are just the worst kind of person. This is coming from a guy that works with Toby and Kelly. Just the worst.
#firesydney2016
Fuck you, give us top comments of the week.
Fail Friday was late as fuck. Now Top Comments of the Week? Who the hell do you insufferable buttholes think you are? Get your shit up in a timely matter. Suck my crusty fucking sack. God damn it.
“Do less, Buttery.”
Kiss my fucking asshole. The hole. Not the cheeks.
New phone who dis?
Pretty much every school you’d expect
This article is a complete pile of shit. You stole a list from business insider and then wrote a stupid fucking paragraph before it so that you could justify your glaring article theft. And what is even worse about this is that the content you stole is meaningless. No one even gives a flying fuck about endowment size unless their college is poor as shit. You should be ashamed of yourself for writing this. Try again, Alex.
Being well-endowed. NF.
This list would probably make more sense if it looked at the endowment per student.
Example: The University of Texas at Austin has an endowment of around 8 Billion and has 40k students, while the University of Richmond has 2 Billion with only 3,000 students.
Do the math guys, the average Richmond student is wayyyy better endowed than the average Texas student
I think a simple “way” would have sufficed. No need to type like a bitch, champ.
Being well endowed. NF.
Don’t you fucking dare give them the satisfaction by commenting on anything until Top Comments is posted.
I apologize