Well look at you. I bet you’re all really proud of yourselves, huh? We’ve been given this incredible power — this medium, if you will — to express our thoughts, feelings, troubles, etc. with the entire world at the click of a button. We can discover new and incredible ways to explore the insight of humanity’s finest scholars and minds.
But you hooligans hijacked it and created a #ThingsIYellWhenICum hashtag. Great. Real mature, guys.
Time to log Nana off of Twitter and aggregate the best responses.
"Sudden death overtime!!"#ThingsIYellWhenICum
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) May 16, 2016
Margaret Thatcher had bad politics, but it was cool that she was a pioneering, strong woman. BOTH can be true #ThingsIYellWhenICum
— Connor Wroe Southard (@ConnorSouthard) May 16, 2016
I only yell this when the sex is really good.
#ThingsIYellWhenICum So I get an A in your class now right?
— pose bitch (@whytruy) May 16, 2016
— ㅤㅤ (@4AMJAY) May 16, 2016
ARE YOU READY KIDS? AY AY CAP’N.
#ThingsIYellWhenICum In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York, the dedicated
— zofie darling (@kitttenqueen) May 16, 2016
Also acceptable: “Dick Wolf!”
#ThingsIYellWhenICum OXI CLEAN GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT
— max (@maxowen6213) May 16, 2016
Sounds like a… big load.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED #ThingsIYellWhenICum
— Samantha (@SamHModel) May 16, 2016
Achievement: Sadness and Despair.
#ThingsIYellWhenICum omg I'm gonna come
OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
— prodigy af (@ProdigyNelson) May 16, 2016
IT STARTED OFF WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A KISS IT WAS–
— Blue Jays Insider (@trillballins) May 16, 2016
Tower 7 was a controlled demolition. #thingsiyellwhenicum
— Gay Hooters (@Gayhooters) May 16, 2016
Also too real.
#ThingsIYellWhenICum BUT WAIT! THERES MORE! ORDER NOW AND GET A SECOND LOAD ABSOLUTELY FREE
— Король Рекин⭐ (@TheSharkening) May 16, 2016
You better act fast!
#ThingsIYellWhenICum PULL THE LEVER KRONK
— Sʜᴀɴᴇ la Sʜᴀɴᴇ (@FourScore64) May 16, 2016
THE OTHER LEVER.
#ThingsIYellWhenICum I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively.
— NRD (@RealNickDoel) May 16, 2016
Trump has a permanent case of O face.
#ThingsIYellWhenICum Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
— a wandering ghost (@pale_teen) May 16, 2016
CRUZ AND CARLY 2020.
#ThingsIYellWhenICum THANKS OBAMA
— laura (@laurajohannna) May 16, 2016
Misguided policies get me off.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND #ThingsIYellWhenICum
— freeCucciMane1017216 (@asapthugger666) May 16, 2016
Welcome to the Jizz Parade.
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