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If you’re a college basketball fan and you don’t support Duke, odds are pretty high that you hate Duke. I, myself, happen to fall into that particular category, as I most definitely hate Duke. I hate Christian Laettner so much I’ve watched that 30 for 30 like eight times. I hate Mike Krzyzewski, even though that’s really hard because he seems like a decent guy. I hate royal blue, which sucks because it looks really good on me. And I particularly hate obnoxious Duke fans who won’t shut the fuck up during March Madness — most of whom didn’t even go to Duke in the first place.
But now, thanks to a new website, there’s a way to get a little revenge on those annoying Blue Devils fans. MakeDukeFansCry.com (props for originality there, guys) is a website that lets you anonymously send messages to random Duke fans in an effort to, you guessed it, make them cry. Here’s how it works, according to the site:
Compose your manifesto of hatred and superiority.
Talk smack without having to worry about getting punched.
We hand-select a Duke student to receive your anonymous message.
They’ll wake up the day before the game in tears, thanks to your fine work.
Grin smugly. You’ve done your job well.
You just made a Duke student cry, and the game hasn’t even started yet.
And how’s this for a bonus? If the site thinks your insult is creative enough, you could win tickets to the Final Four.
So go ahead, make a Duke fan cry today. If both Duke and my beloved Gonzaga win tonight, they’ll meet in the Elite Eight, and you can bet your ass I’ll be sending about a thousand of these little love notes before that game. Go Zags!.
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