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Guy’s Tinder Date Leaves Him Naked And Penniless In Motel

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Look, We’ve all had some bad dates from swiping right before. If you go down into the basement, you have to expect to see some rats and roaches along the way. It comes with the territory.

But one man in Springfield, Oregon definitely tops your “she had a tail” Tinder story. What started as a casual encounter ended with the poor dude robbed of both his money and dignity.

From Oregon Live:

Upon checking in, the victim told his Tinder date — whose profile was of a blonde, blue-eyed woman named Ashley — he was taking a shower. That’s when Ashley suggested he leave the door unlocked so she could slip in.

When the man got out of the shower, all of his possessions were missing. The victim tried to pull up Ashley’s profile but it had been deleted.

He called the police at approximately 1 a.m.

So this guy isn’t totally blameless here. Slipping in for a shower, on a neutral field, is a risky gambit for someone you barely know. Even the best case scenario carries a 30 percent chance of getting ringworm from the motel soap.

Tinder Pro Tip: shoot low without bottoming out. The less attractive the girl, the more likely she won’t rob you blind. Now don’t go scraping the bottom of the barrel but avoid a girl that’s too good to be true. She usually is.

If you watched Seinfeld growing up, you’d know better.

Never keep your guard or pants down around strangers for too long.

[via Oregon Live]

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