We received a tip yesterday about one college’s Yeti — which is essentially an app used to post pictures to a school’s feed that turns into a giant Snapchat story for everyone to see — blowing up thanks to a feud between some guy named John, John’s ex-girlfriend, and John’s ex-best friend.
I cannot post the photo that started it all, but the pic had Guy 2 flipping off the camera in bed with a naked girl (who was taking a pull of a clear alcohol), captioned “Mr. Steal Yo Girl.” John was perusing through Yeti when he came across the picture of his ex and his ex-best friend, Guy 2, and decided to post a picture himself.
This is when things started to get a little chippy between the two. Like two middle school girls, they fought over who was in the wrong, with Guy 2 saying John cheated on her in the first place with the girl’s sister. John would then post that she’d come crying back like she always does. That’s when Guy 2 dropped the nuke on poor John. Again, can’t post this pic, but it was a shot of Guy 2 balls deep in the girl, doggy style.
Shit got real. John just got torched so bad they should check him for fourth-degree burns. John was out here just trying to throw some soft blows, trade a few barbs, and maybe get his girl back. Guy 2 wasn’t having any of it and just came right across John’s face with a clean hook. Call the match. This one is over.
The rest of the Yeti community at the school came to say goodbye to John.
Social media, ruining lives since whenever it was invented. RIP John..