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Being from Philadelphia, my life is a never ending carousel of low points, typically revolving around a sickening obsession with sports teams that continually mule-kick me in the sack. I’ve drank myself into a stupor that ended with me passing out huddled over the toilet inside a porta potty when the Flyers lost the cup to the Blackhawks on a disappearing puck trick by Patrick Kane back in 2010. I thought that was as rock bottom as an individual could get. Evidently, there’s a man in England that wants to strip me of that crown.
After a poor performance at a charity golf tournament, Dave Sayers, a 49-year-old father of two, tossed his clubs into the trash. He then went a step further, and proceeded to try and dispose of himself as well. This resulted in his dome getting stuck inside the bin.
I like to think that by the age of 49 I’d have life figured out enough to the point that I’d never get my noggin stuck inside a waste basket, but I honestly am not 100 percent sure that’ll be the case. I can almost guarantee I’ll still have an aggressive pants game like Dave and his LoudMouths here. Those are straight fire and I’ll never outgrow fashion.
However, when Davey boy here gets his head securely fastened in a garbage can, he’s not just bringing shame to himself and his family. He’s doing a disservice to everyone else that dons those slacks. Now if I was to rock those pants I’d just look like a jackass.
With that kind of second-hand embarrassment, this Englishman might have discovered new depths of just how low humanity can go..
[via Daily Mail]
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