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You can never put all of your eggs in one basket. That’s just not a good strategy. It’s important to diversify your portfolio, whether that be in your stock portfolio or your binders full of women. One Chinese man, Yuan, knows this all too well. He went and got himself not just one girlfriend, not two, not three, not four, but 17. He’s been stringing these gals along for a while, some as long as nine years.
Unfortunately for Yuan, the good times came to a literal crashing halt when he got in a car crash. Blame it all on the doctors too for spilling the beans.
From South China Morning Post:
A young Romeo who dated at least 17 Juliets at once – including fathering a child with one of them – got his comeuppance after a car accident when doctors contacted his “relatives” – and all his girlfriends turned up at the same time.
Apparently, you can only leave your life in the doctor’s hands, but not your phone. See, this is why I would always put girls in my phone as “Coach (insert last name)” because if I was with one girl and she saw that coach had texted, she wouldn’t think anything of it.
Either way, you have to respect the game that Yuan was running. Being able to handle 17 girls at once is absurdly difficult. Something tells me that ol’ Yuan will come out on the right side of this whole thing (his injuries are not life-threatening), and he’ll have himself another Rolodex of 17 girlfriends in the near future.
Keep doing you, Yuan..
[via South China Morning Post]
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