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An 18-year-old man known only as “Pratt from Ohio” flew more than 7,000 miles to China to meet up with a girl he was spitting game at on the internet. Unfortunately for homeboy, when he actually got to Jiangshan, China, shorty rejected his calls and eventually blocked his number altogether. As any reasonable person would do after traveling across the world for a booty call (not that that’s reasonable) only to get denied, he drank — heavily.
From the Daily Mail:
A spokesman from the Cheng Bei Police Station quoted on Qianjiang TV said: ‘He was unconscious and lying in a pool of his own vomit. It looks as if he might have fallen in the water at some stage as his clothes and shoes were soaked. To be honest he was so inebriated, he could easily have drowned. It was only a short distance to the water.’
Pratt was taken to a local hospital and after regaining consciousness discovered that he had also managed to lose all of his money meaning he could no longer pay for his hotel room. However after hearing about his hard luck story, the hotel manager decided to let the teenager have the room for free.
I feel for you, Pratt. Girls are always saying they want someone “spontaneous” and “adventurous,” and then when you show up across the globe on a whim they suddenly get all freaked out and want nothing to do with you. We’ll just never know what women want, because women themselves don’t know what they want.
When police tracked down the girl, she refused to even throw him a courtesy visit when he was in the hospital. The poor kid nearly drinks himself to death over you and you can’t even toss him a bone? Absolutely cold-blooded, Xiaoqian (her online username — he didn’t actually know her real name).
Now, this story brings up an interesting question, and that is how far would you travel to get laid? I’m in the camp that the girl should always come to you for a booty call, but I’m sure there’s a difference in opinion. Leave your valued viewpoints on the subject matter in the comments below. What’s your limit? Seven feet? Seven blocks? Seven states over?.
[via Daily Mail]
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Heh. Going to China to chase some trim? I’d rather stay local…
drove 100 miles once for a tinder hookup. fucked 9 times so it averages out to like 11 miles per bang, which is pretty reasonable. man, what an Easter that was.
Should’ve saved this one and written an article, would have been much better than most things posted lately
It’s all quantity over quality these days for TFM. It used to be so much better.
my sex life in college was quantity over quality.. let me tell you it made for some disappointing mornings
It’s key to kick them out before morning so you can maintain your self respect by pretending she was a seven not the soft four whose pipes you really clogged up in your inebriated state
If you’re going to travel to get some pussy, I feel like hookers and blow in Tijuana is a much better bet.
Thus the reason for the guy who went there to kill himself and ended up banging hookers, doing some nose candy, and ultimately changing his mind. #Hookerssavelives2015
I like to picture bacon in this same scenario. Only with dudes and copious amounts of wine coolers.
Bacon’s frat enough to at least do coke with the wine coolers.
I laughed.
This would make a great episode of catfish
Neeve from catfish is good. He could milk some emotion out of Ching ding on TV I guarantee it.!
The fuck?
I would travel as far as my penis is long. So about 4 inches.
Need pics.
Can’t blame him, there probably isn’t very much decent tail in Ohio
It’s heaven if you’re into thick bitches
Feel bad for the kid. He could’ve easily just gone to his local Chinatown if he was having a case of yellow fever.
Or any spa.
$14 hand jobs in Beijing, not that I have any experience….
Cold-hearted bitch.
Maximum distance is 2 hours but for buttstuff it automatically doubles
Trying to bang damn commies? Not Frat.
Talk about a bad day
Had a girl drive 4.5 hrs to spend the weekend. Seems a little excessive but who am I to complain.
Oh yeah, you gave it to her good didn’t you?
Yea dude so frat…
So college.