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Guy Books Trip Around The World With Girlfriend, They Break Up, Now Needs Replacement Girl With Same Name

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Jordan Axani is just your normal 28-year-old who booked a Christmas trip around the world for himself and his girlfriend back in March. The two have since broken up, but that isn’t stopping Jordan from going on this global excursion with a girl named Elizabeth Gallagher.

From Reddit:

I am still planning on going on the trip and she is not (naturally). And because I hate the idea of a ticket around the world going to waste, I am looking for a Canadian named Elizabeth Gallagher who could use the ticket.

Anyone familiar with with the archaic system that is modern air travel will know that a name change on a ticket is damn near impossible. Moreover, the flights were purchased during a massive blow-up on Priceline and were frankly so cheap and on so many different airlines that they’re not worth the headache or money to cancel.

The route is as follows:
December 21: NYC –> Milan
December 28: Prague –> Paris
December 29: Paris –> Bangkok
January 7: Bangkok –> New Dehli
January 8: New Dehli –> Toronto

This play by Jordan is just borderline genius. First off, I’m sure there are plenty of Canadian honeys who share his ex’s very common name and will come crawling to this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. He’ll have his pick of the proverbial litter.

He goes on to express that he expects nothing in return–classic reverse psychology on Jordan’s part. This is a trip around the world, after all–not a first date at a Macaroni Grill. If he’s not getting an over-the-pants handy within the first hour of the flight from New York to Milan, I’d be shocked.

Factor in that he’s essentially putting his ex on blast, whether it’s intentional or not, as this story is starting to go viral. Poor girl is surely getting heat from the internet, and her ex will soon be revenge-banging some broad with the same name in Europe.

Just got to give Jordan a tip of the cap and respect his hustle. Well done, eh?

[via Reddit]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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