The New England Patriots picked up their Super Bowl rings at owner Robert Kraft’s house over the weekend. The gang was all there — Brady, Kraft, Gronk, even Wiz Khalifa for some reason.
After dinner, some drinks, and the ring distribution ceremony, Gronk danced. Because Gronk fucking dances. This time he danced in a short sleeve Tommy B button down, though, assumedly leaving the dance floor sopping wet once the female guests caught a glimpse of the 26-going-on-66-year-old country club retiree dancing to the song of the summer.
Big ups to Brady for keeping the awkward white guy dancing stigma alive and well.
Brady dancing (still) awkwardly to Migos’ “Handsome and Wealthy” turned the dance floor from sopping wet to a flash flood situation. Fuckkkkk.
I wore a Tommy Bahama short sleeve button down to work because it says I'm here but I won't be doing any work today
— Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) April 21, 2015
Welcome to the club, Gronk..