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This Golf Course Moose Won’t Let You Play Through And Will Run Your Ass Down

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I don’t mess with meese (goose -> geese, moose -> meese) because I’ve seen this video and the sheer power they possess to trample me so deep into the ground that I see the remains of Steve Holt (we buried his body in China) scares me to no end. Swedes, who one can assume have far more frequent interactions with meese as a whole than Americans, apparently have less fear when confronted by meese than I, as the following video shows.

Had that been me, the moose would’ve moseyed off about 15 seconds in after getting a whiff of the soil I’d have released in my pants about one second in. Tears would’ve been everywhere. My already lackluster golf game would’ve never recovered, as I’d always be looking over my shoulder for a moose (scientific name: Alces alces).

But these Swedes didn’t seem to mind. Classic Scandinavians just laughing it off. They’re truly one of the most insane groups of humans.

h/t Deadspin

[via Facebook/Tony Swahn]

Image via Facebook/Tony Swahn

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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