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Godless Heathen Besmirches the Sanctity of the Tebow Meme

Let us all fall to one knee, rest our weary heads upon a single closed fist, shut our eyes, and pray for the Babylon that we call the United States. Our traditional American values have once again come under attack at the hands of godless sodomites.

From The Smoking Gun:

“According to a report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shenango Township police are on the lookout for a man who assaulted a 17-year-old in front of his house Monday night. The kid drove his lawnmower out into the road when the suspect was driving by, and the suspect got out of his car, shoved the teen off the mower, assaulted him, then:

“The (suspect) then walked back towards his vehicle, stopping and kneeling down as if in prayer (a ‘Tebow’).”

Is nothing sacred? In this era of “too-soon” culture, is there truly nothing that is off limits? Taylor Swift-ing I could have tolerated. That meme will never ever get back together with being socially relevant.

But to corrupt Tebowing? For shame! Tebowing is a symbol of love! Whose love? GOD’S love. Because GOD himself has called upon Timothy Tebow to lead us out of the wilderness, one wounded-duck pass at a time.

We’ve lost our way, America. I don’t know when it happened, or why. All I know is that it makes me wanna puke, and I’m pretty sure that Obama had something to do with it.

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