Boxers vs. briefs is a battle that has been raging ever since Ebenezer Q. Boxer introduced his revolutionary undergarment redesign back in 1846. The battle of boxers and briefs is really just the battle between keeping it packed up tight or letting it hang down low (or at least as low as you can swing it), which is just a variation of the old briefs vs. commando clash. There are ardent supporters on both sides, and a consensus has not yet been reached.
It’s time to see what girls, who have no dog in the fight, think about this epic fray.
Ladies, boxers or briefs?
Briefs. They give a good preview. – Kellie Stritz
It really doesn’t matter as long as A. they are clean and in good shape, B. his mom didn’t buy them for him, and C. I’m taking them off at the end of the night. – Ali Hinman
Boxers fasho. – Rachel Page
Boxer briefs. End of story. – PlattyBlonde
You know that scene at the very beginning of Breaking Bad where Walter White is shown running around in the desert in his tightey-whities? Well, if you have never watched Breaking Bad and have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about then there’s a zero-percent chance I’ll ever (by choice) see you stripped down enough to care about your underwear preference. On the other hand, if you have seen Breaking Bad and know what the fuck I’m talking about, just know that if I see you in briefs I’m picturing you as Walter White and will probably either ask you to put your clothes back on or I’ll just walk out of the room without saying a word. Boxers are a must. – Blonde_boozy
Boxer briefs. Always. There should be no other options. Briefs alone look like something only little boys wear. Boxer briefs look good because you can see some bulge. Ladies love bulge more than they love actual, live penis. – Cristina Montemayor
Boxers. Briefs just make everything seem so… sad. But honestly, I’m not going to stop mid-hookup and walk away because you’re wearing the incorrect underwear. – PSLsandPearls
Briefs. I like to be able to see what’s really going on in there. Boxers make you look like a slightly overweight stoner even if you aren’t either of those things. They look better on me than you. – Shannon Layne
My noncommittal self is going to go with boxer briefs. They are really the perfect blend of dude underwear: tightie-whities look too much like girl’s panties for my taste, and boxers are too loose to get an idea of what you’re working with. But the boxer brief is the best of both worlds. – 2NOTbrokegirls
I like to steal guys’ boxers, but they seem more adult-like in briefs. So briefs I guess? Honestly, it’s not a huge deal. – ChampagneShowers
Briefs all day. – Drunk but not in love
Asking boxers or briefs is like asking bottle or draft. Some may have a preference, but I’m too pumped for what’s inside to give a shit about how it’s presented. That being said, boxers definitely have a lovable boyish charm to them. – Lucky Jo
Boxer briefs. It’s like a push-up bra for your dick. And isn’t it time you disappoint us with your size, just like we’ve been doing with our tit size this whole time? – Rachel Varina
Boxer briefs. – Anonymous
I used to hook up with a guy who had a pair of silk boxers. They were the douchiest thing a guy could possibly ever own, so needless to say I stole them. They are by far the most comfortable shacker steal in my closet. (Editor’s Note: I assume this is a vote for boxers?) – Blue-eyed-blondie
Real talk: as long as they aren’t ratty, old, and disgusting, I could care less. Just please wear clean underwear that you haven’t had since high school. – Kayla Haby
My main takeaway: regardless of what you wear, stuff the crotch..
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