Today? On this beautiful fall day, the day before my people atone for our sins, I bring you one more blog worth of sins I’m going to need to repent for. Because today? Today I bring you the world’s hottest future Olympian. Her name is Alica Schmidt, she runs track for Germany (helped them take silver in the 4 x 400 relay at the EU championships), and oh yeah, she’s 18 (you can’t see me but I’m biting my knuckle).
Jesus fucking Christ do they make good shit in Germany. Wow..