Germany Soccer Coach Insults Americans Before World Cup Game, Predictability Ensues

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We’ve seen this movie before. We know how it ends.

German leader dominates the rest of Europe. German leader has only America standing between it and world conquest. German leader dismisses America as a non-threat.

“The USA are so very convinced about themselves. Americans are naturally loud,” mocked German National Team Head Coach Silvia Neid, prior to her squad’s World Cup semifinals matchup with Uncle Sam.

“Very convinced about themselves?” Check out the lack of awareness by this Kraut up on her Heil horse. Pretty hot take from a country that once gave itself the nickname the “Master Race.” As for being naturally loud? In the land of freedom, we call that “talking.” Gotta speak up to drown out the sound of the plummeting value of the Euro.

Germany never seems to learn from the past, you guys. Damn Hasselhoff lovers should be lucky that Reagan roundhouse kicked the Berlin Wall down and let them be a real country again. And they have the nerve to put our team that we only care about twice a decade on blast? Fuck outta here.

Once the actual World Cup match began, everyone knew how this story would end. There are about six million jokes I could make here, but all that really has to be said is this:

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Two-nill. Remind you of anything?

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[via ESPN]

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J Parks Caldwell

J. Parks Caldwell is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He frequently blesses the rains down in Africa.

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