It’s a noble thing to wish for peace. Why fight? Why bicker? Why demean? Why not live and let live? After all, we’ve only got one life, we’ve only got one planet. Can’t we all just get along?
(*Rage Theory bursts into office, calls me a pussy, shoves a beer bong down my throat, pours in scotch until the bottle is empty*)
Whew. Sorry. Don’t know what I was thinking. I feel better now. Fuck peace.
Anyway, almost every school has some sort of Facebook page that acts as an anonymous confession board, generally named [School] Confessions. Arizona State is no different, and recently a GDI Sun Devil took to the board to beg for peace between Greeks and GDIs, once and for all. It’s seriously priceless.
Request denied, asshole.
h/t to @ChrisNicolee_