Last week, the UF parody of “Royals” hit the web, went viral, and fired a clean shot across the bow of Seminole Nation. “Seminoles” featured an orange and blue-clad Gator fan who not only penned an unbelievably on-point parody to the popular Lorde song, simply blasting the garnet and gold with apt criticisms, but the star of the video could straight carry a fucking tune. She put everyone in Tallahassee on notice, causing them to sleep with one eye open.
We’ve now got a counter-punch from FSU that is sending this storied rivalry to its boiling point. An all-out rhyme war is imminent, and it’s impossible to pick a favorite.
I bring you “FSU Loyals.” Check this beat out:
I wish you could see my arms right now. Goosebumps.