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“FSU Frat Boy” In Sombrero Gets Jumped By Possible Trannies In McDonald’s Parking Lot

“Did you just step on my Cole Haans?!”

These words have never, ever, not in the history of Cole Haan shoes, preceded a peaceful resolution. Insult a guy’s mother, talk about banging his sister, spit on his car — none are deal-breakers when navigating your way to a fisticuff-free conclusion. Step on a bro’s Cole Haans, though? You better get loose, because you’re about to throw down.

Watch the video:

Tranny? Hermaphrodite? Really ugly dude? Really ugly chick? No one really knows, but he/she doesn’t take kindly to this shit-talking yuppie with the sombrero.

The musical accompaniment is spot on as well, I must say.

[H/T to @JTeeDubya]


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email:

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