Somebody in the FSU social media department really shit the bed on this one.
Earlier today, a bright mind in Tallahassee devised the genius plan of allowing the public to submit questions through Twitter to their controversial superstar quarterback using #AskJameis.
Jameis has been a handful since he first found the college football spotlight, with incidents ranging from an alleged rape, to a bench clearing brawl during a baseball game, and even stealing crab legs from Publix. With that pretty little list of incidents in his past, it’s a surprise that anyone in Tallahassee could have thought opening Jameis up to questions from the general public was a solid idea.
The original tweet was released at 9:13 a.m. this morning.
Innocent enough, right? Well, the trolls caught on quickly, and the outlandish questions began pouring in.
The Q&A started off fairly tame.
— '93, '99, '11, '13 (@NolesVikesMavs) August 10, 2014
— The Notorious Puma (@DirtySouthCanes) August 10, 2014
However, it didn’t take long for it to get real ugly.
What's easier to get rid of; crabs you just lifted from Public or crabs you picked up from an unconscious chick you just banged? #AskJameis
— Moe Fugger (@DikeMukes) August 10, 2014
Thankfully, mixed it with the rape and crab legs tweets were a nice variety of bizarre, yet hilarious questions for the quarterback.
#AskJameis In your opinion, was the Cold War inevitable? If not, was the United States or the USSR more to blame? Was we scrong?
— Chris H (59-57) ⚾️ (@BamaChilld28) August 10, 2014
— Shawn Laurence (@ShawnLaurence) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis Bro you went Undeafted on the field. And also in the court room. Do you consider yourself the next OJ?
— Sugar Ray (@Avery_Ray92) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis if the Publix employees at check out are in man coverage and you're running a read-option with the crab legs, what do you do?
— Cole Jones (@Cole_Jones0022) August 10, 2014
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) August 10, 2014
How do you prefer your crab legs steamed, chilled, or stolen? #AskJameis
— Cody Landino (@Cody_Copeman) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis do you think you'll repeat as the Heisman trophy winner, like you did 5th grade?
— Jake (@Slennur) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis what are you more proud of 13-0 on the field or 2-0 in the court system
— Lucas Ramirez (@lucasramirez27) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis what's your 40 time with crab legs stuffed into your shorts?
— EDDIE (@HodgesEddie) August 10, 2014
— Adam Greenlee (@GuruOfFilm) August 10, 2014
Which group protects you better, the Florida State offensive line, or the Tallahassee PD? #AskJameis
— Johnny Football (@JohnnyCleveIand) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis did you steal the crab legs cause you couldn't read the price tag??
— Slade (@SladesTweets) August 10, 2014
Cite 2 examples for NFL Scouts on your ability to avoid pursuit, thus coming out untouched? Anything at all… #AskJameis
— Steve Hansen (@Oilcruzer) August 10, 2014
what color crayon do you use when you take your school tests? #AskJameis
— Swaffles (@swafflesss) August 10, 2014
Here are some of the best pictures from the #AskJameis frenzy.
— Steve (@SLangRU) August 10, 2014
— james d bearden jr (@jbearden1) August 10, 2014
Check out all of the #AskJameis tweets HERE.
Image via YouTube