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Has this ever happened before? We have to be witnesses to history in the making. If these reports are true, it appears as if even the pull of a former Miss USA wasn’t enough to make Tebow bury his boy in some muff.
According to the New York Daily Times, former Miss USA Olivia Culpo made the decision to break it off with Heaven’s Heisman because he straight up refused to give up the v-card.
From CBS Tampa Bay:
The New York Daily News reports former Miss USA Olivia Culpo broke up with Tebow because he wouldn’t have sex with her due to his abstinent lifestyle.
“She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” a source told the Daily News. “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”
The source said Tebow was in love with Culpo.
I’ll never fault someone for sticking by their religious beliefs. Timmy has more conviction that any man I know, but check out what he was turning down. She’s every cisgendered, straight male’s wet dream. She’s the type of girl that provided my right arm with significant muscle definition throughout high school (and college…).
I couldn’t wait. Not a chance in hell. Hell may be where I end up if we’re following Tebow’s logic, but man, I just don’t know. She is gorgeous, and she absolutely wanted that D. She literally broke up with him because she couldn’t get it. IS THAT NOT THE FUCKING DREAM? Has any man in history ever chosen to not three-pump chump a Miss USA who was begging for it? I’d bet my scrotum that Tebow is in no man’s land right now.
It’s an honorable decision. It really is. I just hope he doesn’t look back and realize what he missed. She’s a dime, and my productivity is about to die for the next half hour..
[via CBS Tampa Bay]
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