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Floyd Mayweather Looks To Start Magazine And Website Strictly For The Rich

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Just when I was giving up hope on figuring out what to do with all of this extra coin that I have laying around, news seemingly descended from the heavens that Saint Mayweather will soon show us upper-upper class the way of the financial light. All-around tolerable guy and definitely not self-appointed personal brand evaluator, Darren Rovell, shared the good word in the form of a tweet, a rarity from the ESPN sports business guru.

I like to imagine the name coming to flourishing much like this:

Floyd profoundly states, “I’ll call it ‘Money.'”

His representative reluctantly informs his client, “Sorry, Mr. Mayweather. That publication already exist.”

Unfazed Floyd spouts out “Alright ‘Fortune’ it is.”

His representative sighs before responding with “That’s a thing, as well.”

In a more questioning tone Floyd fires out “‘Wealth?'”

This back and forth would go on much like this for another forty or so minutes before Mayweather finally spit out the creme de la creme that is “The Rich Lifestyle.”

I’m also going to safely assume this whole magazine will be nothing but pictures of awesome, expensive shit with Floyd’s literacy deficiencies. Having the reading comprehension of a third grader myself, it goes without saying that I’m stoked for the first issue. Sure, Mayweather is new money trash, but I’m not above purchasing ridiculously unnecessary things either.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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