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We’ve all been there. After a few too many brews, even the simplest disagreement can become a fistworthy opportunity to show off your manhood. After a feral pig in Australia (of course) went on a rambunctious bender, it seems that this attitude is no longer limited to the human race.
While details on how exactly the pig managed to down an 18-pack on his own are spotty, I like to think that a rowdy group of Aussies cheered him on the whole way. The best part about this wild animal getting drunk? No opposable thumbs, so he could only drink beers via shotgun. TFM.
While a drunk pig rampage would have been a hilarious enough story on its own, the animal (who I presume is now nicknamed “Dozer” or “The Disposal”) then proceeded to pick a fight with a local cow, who surely outweighed him by a few hundred pounds. He presumably led with a “Come at me, bro!” in his native grunty pig language.
After this bovine based scuffle was complete, the pig was later seen passed out under a tree. You know the guy in your house who can pass out with shoes on but everyone is still afraid to fuck with him? I’m guessing it was a lot like that.
I’m not usually crazy about cross-species immigrant bids, but somebody get this pig in letters as soon as possible. Leave the bullshit pets like house dogs to the lower tier houses. If you could have the most frat wild animal in the world under your roof, why wouldn’t you? Think of all the pledge team building that this hog could inspire.
At the time of publishing, the pig in question was unavailable for comment. My guess? Dude is probably hungover as hell right now.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting Feral Pig Drunk tonight.