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When you gotta go, you gotta go. The Cubs are currently in the midst of a four-year renovation overhaul of Wrigley Field — the new scoreboard looked nice last night. Unfortunately for the fans at Wrigley, the sight of a beautiful new scoreboard did not overshadow the glaring problem from last night. Due to the renovations, there were a bunch of bathroom closures.
Some fans had to wait in bathroom lines for as long as 30 minutes. Seriously, check out these atrocious lines:
From a friend at wrigley. These are the lines for the bathroom. Ouch. Looks like the renovation hasn't gone so well. pic.twitter.com/heeUH2Rdab
— Craig Mac (@CraigMac) April 6, 2015
— Jeremy Shermak (@JeremyShermak) April 6, 2015
What’s the best way a man can combat the long lines? Just piss in the first available thing you see. That just so happened to be empty beer cups for these fans.
— Cap Anson (@cubbies2014) April 6, 2015
I'm rather certain this is not flat beer. pic.twitter.com/UCEjhDoi0A
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) April 6, 2015
Props to the folks that said fuck the lines and just pissed in the cups. I’m a firm believer that urination should not be restricted to just a toilet.
Fortunately for the Cubs fans who waited in the long lines, they didn’t have to watch the Cubs performance on the field for the whole game. Renovation issues, fielding issues, and your ace throwing 90 pitches in four and a third all led to a rough start for the Cubs. Could this be a foreshadowing to the rest of the year?.
h/t Yahoo Sports