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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going through your father’s porn collection and discovering your mother. TFM.
That’s years of therapy right there.
Wearing cargos but only because all your Chubbies are in the laundry. TFM.
Weird wardrobe you’re working with.
Having to suck your own fucking frock because you don’t have a slam piece. TSM.
Pissing on one of your brother’s laundry because he owes you $10 in quarters. Fuck you, John. TFM.
Damn, John. Dude pissed on your laundry.
Hey intern what’s the most frat body of water? The EuPHRATes river. LMFAO.
Get the fuck out of my sight.
I’ll have the filet mignon de pussy and a side of fries please. And the waitress spreads her legs and you lick that clam dry. TFM.
No doubt this guy is a sex offender.
“Do the jingle!” Like a good fratstar, fratman is there! “In my frat castle!” And you and your bros avoid a crisis. TFM.
I literally can’t even.
Getting on one knee and chugging the wine at Communion while you’re fros (frat bros) in line chant. “Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink!” TFM.
Can I get an “Amen?”
I beat my dick like a pledge that doesn’t know the Greek alphabet. TFM.
Just take it easy, chief.
That relatable moment when your dad is about to beat you, but then he tells a joke, but he’s still got the belt in his hand. TFM.