Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I’m so high right now I just read this last TFM post to my brother like 40 times apparently in my head. I said dude are you listening? thats a funny ass post! He said you haven’t said anything out loud bro. Idk but one of us is lying. TFM. -Tennessee
Knowing you only have 5 dollars on your debit card so you take two xanys to the dome before the bars so you dont remeber how much you spent the next day. TFTC. -Mississippi
I guarantee this guy doesn’t pay dues.
Stretching the skin on the tip of my penis to make it look like my dick is talking to my pledge brothers in the showers at the fraternity house. TFM. -Tennessee
Being a penis puppeteer. TFM.
I treat my body like I treat my toilet. TFM. -Louisiana
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Bringing the slampiece to the course so she can be your caddy. TFM. -Ohio
Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.
Putting “TMF” on your license plate. -Texas
Total Move Frat license plate. TFTC?
My dad informs all his employees that if they start a fire to pour gasoline on it and run and that they’ll get 20% of the insurance money. TFM. -Florida
Maybe you should inform your dad that sometimes there’s a fine line between TFTC and prison.
Mom told me I had to clean my room today I did not want to so I fake cried and she felt bad and bought me new golf clubs. TFM. -Texas
You’re a pussy.
Since we don’t have Fraternity houses, the pledges have to stay at my apartment during Hell Week. -Florida
Got blackout last night and just woke up to a cougar in my bed. As I lay here submitting this, I’m pretty sure she is atleast 65. TFM. -Alabama