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Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and seven videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being able to tell if she’s got a hairy butthole just by looking at her. TFM.
That, my friend, is a valuable skill.
When you get head lice and some chick asks why you missed class so you tell her you got AIDS and she invites you to bang her anyway. TFM.
This terrible story was just a waste of everyone’s time.
Only making 69 mile trips in my truck. TFM.
Fuck the ozone layer.
Making a pledge hang out with you and play Super Smash Bros. because none of your “brothers” really want to. TFM.
Aw poor you. Suck it up kid.
Just got married, introduce my wife as my first wife to remind her she’s replaceable. Never too old to be TFTC. TFM.
Hey what a fun joke.
Hosting the hottest dorm pregames in the building with the coolest bros and your GDI quitter roommate isn’t aloud to attend. TFM.
Love me a hot dorm pregame.
Porked a girl bareback in the storage area of a basement. Pulled out and finished all over the ground. We kept going and I got my splooge all over my coat. Told a girl later on it was icing and she licked it. TFM.
That’s kinda on her. Who licks anything off another person’s coat?
Southern Tide wanted me to be a model for them but my wang won’t fit into any of their chinos! TFM.
Having a gigantic wang comes with its downsides!
Using your own tears as lubricant to masturbate to pictures of your childhood cat. TFM.
You get out of here you sick son of a bitch.
Repeatedly flicking the head of a pledge’s penis as hard as you can. TFM.
Nothing wrong with this in my opinion.
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