Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Been waiting all year for fall so I can wear yoga pants and show off my glutes. TFM.
Pretty sure you’re looking for TSM, player.
When she has a prosthetic leg but it’s toned as hell so you give her a drink and take her back to your place to make love. TFM.
One leg, zero problems.
Every dude in your clique dressing like another dude from your clique for Halloween. TFM.
Damn y’all must be drowning in ass.
Passing out and pissing yourself at church because you’re still so drunk from the night before. TFM.
You might need to get into recovery.
Forcing your favorite pledge to have sex with a dead possum without a condom. TFM.
Because with a condom it would’ve been way less weird.
Surviving on a diet of Fruit Rollups and Busch Light. TFM.
I bet your poops smell like a funeral home.
Using the Kevin Spacey “I’m a gay man” whenever you get in trouble. TFM.
Hitting the grocery store and filling your cart entirely with lube then just pushing it around for a few hours up and down every aisle to let everyone know you fuck. TFM.
Putting out the vibes.
Handing out packs of cigarettes to children on Halloween. TFM.
Probably illegal, definitely awesome.
Putting peanut butter between your toes so the frat hound with tongue your feet while you crank because it feels good and dogs are man’s best friend. TFM.
You sick, disgusting son of a bitch.