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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 7 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That one 6’4″ bro who only fucks girls in their ass cause he’s saving himself for marriage. Wait that’s me haha. TFM.
That’s great man thanks for sharing.
“Long story short” as you embezzle the your own pledging story even more. TFM.
I think the word you were looking for is “embellish.”
I’m just a 14-year-old kid tryna make it in the frat community one pair of Chubbies at a time. TFM.
You deserve a good kick in the dick.
When your urologist says, “Wow, I expected it to be much bigger!” TFM.
Haha! Great stuff!
Refusing to roll up your truck’s windows so that the lady passengers’ nipples will stay hard. TFM.
You’re a fucking genius.
Blowing uncontrollable massive loads every time Megyn Kelly shuts up a liberal. TFM.
I have the exact same condition.
Hot tubbing with sorority girls and being a chotch and bragging about benching 210 when you weigh 250 and just fratting the frat and pooning the poon. TFM.
Fratting the frat and pooning the poon.
Eating a girl’s clam while watching The O’Reilly Factor. TFM.
That sounds like an absolutely terrible experience.
Trying to figure out 2-step equations in your head whilst doing sex (with a girl) to keep your mind off how good it feels so you don’t blow your frat load. TFM.
That’s a great strategy dude.
That one 6’4″ bro who’s actually closer to 6’5″ but he’s modest Oh wait, that’s me haha. TFM.
I hate you so much.