Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
My frat cock brings all the girls to the yard, and I’m like it’s bigger than yours. TFM.
Keep your frock and that song to yourself.
When you can’t pay your dues so you start charging $10 a pop for handies in the Waffle House bathroom. TFM.
Nothing like paying your dues the old fashioned way.
“Queef for a real dude one time baby girl” being your go-to sex line. TFM.
I am going to safely assume that there is a low rate of success with this line.
Spending spring break giving out extreme UTIs to as many babes as possible. TFM.
Wash your dick one time.
If you don’t have haters then you ain’t fratting hard enough. TFM.
Haters are just motivators, brother.
Always answering “69” when the cop asks if you know how fast you were going. TFM.
Guessing it’s not often you get off with a warning.
Closing your eyes during missionary because you’re incapable of intimacy due to a seriously fucked up childhood. TFM.
I typically wear a mask during coitous to feel comfortable.
Seducing the closeted gay brother in order to secure a bid because frat life is the life. TFM.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Spring breaking at your parents’ house because family is more important than anything. TFM.
How incredibly lame of you.
When your pledge brothers have trust funds and all you stand to inherit is a good chance of Alzheimer’s. TFM.
Thank you for sharing your depressing situation with us.
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