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FAIL FRIDAY: What Have We Become?

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to ross@totalfratmove.com.

My frat cock brings all the girls to the yard, and I’m like it’s bigger than yours. TFM.

Keep your frock and that song to yourself.

When you can’t pay your dues so you start charging $10 a pop for handies in the Waffle House bathroom. TFM.

Nothing like paying your dues the old fashioned way.

“Queef for a real dude one time baby girl” being your go-to sex line. TFM.

I am going to safely assume that there is a low rate of success with this line.

Spending spring break giving out extreme UTIs to as many babes as possible. TFM.

Wash your dick one time.

If you don’t have haters then you ain’t fratting hard enough. TFM.

Haters are just motivators, brother.

Always answering “69” when the cop asks if you know how fast you were going. TFM.

Guessing it’s not often you get off with a warning.

Closing your eyes during missionary because you’re incapable of intimacy due to a seriously fucked up childhood. TFM.

I typically wear a mask during coitous to feel comfortable.

Seducing the closeted gay brother in order to secure a bid because frat life is the life. TFM.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

Spring breaking at your parents’ house because family is more important than anything. TFM.

How incredibly lame of you.

When your pledge brothers have trust funds and all you stand to inherit is a good chance of Alzheimer’s. TFM.

Thank you for sharing your depressing situation with us.

Improper representation.

Improper representation.

I just dont know what you people are thinking.

I just dont know what you people are thinking.

Two hall of fame hashtags.

Two hall of fame hashtags.

Man down.

Man down.

You dishonor your family.

You dishonor your family.

Backward as a motherfucker.

Backward as a motherfucker.

Getting this lasered off in your thirties will be extremely embarrassing.

Getting this lasered off in your thirties will be extremely embarrassing.

Goober squad in full.

Goober squad in full.

WHY? SOMEONE EXPLAIN.

WHY? SOMEONE EXPLAIN.

Is it though?

Is it though?

Hide your children.

Hide your children.

Fuck you, Dan.

Fuck you, Dan.

Holding your bffs hair while he voms. TSM.

Holding your BFF’s hair while he voms. TSM.

I found you miss new booty.

I found you miss new booty.

I will continue to post pics like this every week until this shit stops.

I will continue to post pics like this every week until this shit stops.

For the love of God, man.

For the love of God, man.

Party on, Wayne.

Party on, Wayne.

Why is this one dude up in the formal photo booth taking his LinkedIn photo?

Why is this one dude up in the formal photo booth taking his LinkedIn photo?

Worst spring break ever.

Worst spring break ever.

Whelp, that beach is ruined.

Whelp, that beach is ruined.

Let the devil out of you, son.

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Don't do this.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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