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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 3 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Claiming you lost your virginity at birth because your penis was technically in a vagina. TFM.
Almost positive that doesn’t count.
Your dad getting remarried in a Bass Pro Shop. No seriously, he is actually doing this. TFM.
That’s a frat move!
Picking out the girl with the smelliest one and making sure she’s yours that night. TFM.
Going after the smelliest one is a power move.
When you’re playing spin the bottle and fate pairs you with your best friend Peter. Never letting fate pass you by. TFM.
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal.
I give all thanks to Dr Stanley for helping me to cure my Herpes virus problem which i have been going through for the past 3years, i really tried many prescribed medicine but could not work for me till i was privileged to meet this Dr. Stanley who helped me with a positive solution and cure my herpes with herbal remedies. You can also be cured if you are suffering of any types of HERPES by contacting Dr. Stanley via firstname.lastname@example.org. TFM.
I don’t know about you, but I’m emailing him.
When your entire team uses your pocket pussy. TFM.
Whole squad on that fuck shit.
Sending yourself an Edible Arrangement from Tim Riggins on Valentine’s Day so you don’t hurt as much. TFM.
You are sad, strange little man.
Being that guy who is known for whitening your teeth when your drunk. TFM.
That is not a thing. That guy doesn’t exist.
You know it’s FRAT when you have pussy juice on your khakis…night well done. TFM.
You, friend, are the suck.
Waking up in a sweat in the middle of the night yelling, “RIGGINS!!!” TFM.
Please go away. I’m begging you.
Rush Sigma Chi
Jibba James Brother Harambe
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