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FAIL FRIDAY: Welcome To Hell

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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One of my testicles never dropped and when I get drunk I can’t stop telling girls about it. TFM.

Well, you should probably stop doing that.

A lot of people get frat tats on their ankle area. I got my frat tat on my grundle. TFM.

That must have been painful.

1 + 1 = 69 in my book, baby. It’s a frat move. TFM.

Please, I am begging you — go away.

I highly recommend smoking actual crack before your next toga party. You. Will. Fuck. TFM.

Uhhh thanks for the advice.

Going to McDonald’s late night and buying a Big Mac and then making love to that Big Mac in the bathroom. TFM.

Whatever makes you happy.

Refusing to hookup unless she’s down to listen to the new Lorde album. TFM.

Lorde does go hard.

“Do you want to go check out my fish tank?” and then you get to your room with her and the fish tank is empty and she knows it’s time to get filled up. TFM.

Dear God.

Going out and just putting it in hella moms. TFM.

This guy here is just slanging meat to moms.

When you’re getting a lap dance and you whisper, “How much to eat the ass like a cheeseburger?” in her ear. TFM.

I’m guessing your rate of success here is low.

Late at night I haze myself in the mirror to keep my skills sharp. I’ll yell things like “You cocksucker!” at me. TFM.

This man is dedicated.

The fuck?

The fuck?

Solid play call, coach.

Solid play call, coach.

He is not alright.

He is not alright.

Yes that is correct.

Yes that is correct.

Man down.

Man down.

You're a goddamn disgrace.

You’re a goddamn disgrace.

You alright there chief?

You alright there chief?

S'cute!

S’cute!

Frame worthy!

Frame worthy!

Not to be trifled with.

Not to be trifled with.

GTOFH

GTOFH

Hey man maybe have more normal sexual partners.

Hey man maybe have more normal sexual partners.

Sure fucking does.

Sure fucking does.

I have notified Adidas lawyers of your shirt.

I have notified the Adidas lawyers of your shirt.

Let that man shower in peace.

Let that man shower in peace.

If you use the hashtag #frataf you should be put to sleep.

If you use the hashtag #frataf you should be put to sleep.

Why? Why, sir? Explain yourself.

Why? Why, sir? Explain yourself.

Goober squad ready to roll.

Goober squad ready to roll.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Looks like a party.

Looks like a party.

That is just fantastic.

That is just fantastic.

I don't know what is either.

I don’t know what is either.

They really do.

They really do.

He shouldn't have been standing there

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Well we've done it. We've found the most pathetic attempt at a golf swing in history.

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Golf is fun (@connerdietz)

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He let a very drunk girl give him a very real tattoo

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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