Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
One of my testicles never dropped and when I get drunk I can’t stop telling girls about it. TFM.
Well, you should probably stop doing that.
A lot of people get frat tats on their ankle area. I got my frat tat on my grundle. TFM.
That must have been painful.
1 + 1 = 69 in my book, baby. It’s a frat move. TFM.
Please, I am begging you — go away.
I highly recommend smoking actual crack before your next toga party. You. Will. Fuck. TFM.
Uhhh thanks for the advice.
Going to McDonald’s late night and buying a Big Mac and then making love to that Big Mac in the bathroom. TFM.
Whatever makes you happy.
Refusing to hookup unless she’s down to listen to the new Lorde album. TFM.
Lorde does go hard.
“Do you want to go check out my fish tank?” and then you get to your room with her and the fish tank is empty and she knows it’s time to get filled up. TFM.
Going out and just putting it in hella moms. TFM.
This guy here is just slanging meat to moms.
When you’re getting a lap dance and you whisper, “How much to eat the ass like a cheeseburger?” in her ear. TFM.
I’m guessing your rate of success here is low.
Late at night I haze myself in the mirror to keep my skills sharp. I’ll yell things like “You cocksucker!” at me. TFM.
This man is dedicated.