Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When you’re having dinner at her parents’ and she says, “Daddy, will you pass the mashed potatoes?” making sure you reach for them at the same time as her father. TFM.
Well played, sir. Show her old man who’s daddy.
Pre-gaming for our brotherhood event of lazer tag. TFM.
Drunk laser tag sounds absolutely terrible.
Telling geeds you eat people like them for breakfast even though you clearly wake up too late to eat breakfast. TFM.
Cannibalism is next level frat.
Every time my frock grows an inch, the frat throws a huge party for me. Last weekend was our 28th party of the semester. TFM.
Are you implying that your penis has grown 28 inches THIS SEMESTER? Soon you’ll be able to play jumprope with that thing.
Smelling like butt, but still pulling ass. TFM.
Smelling like fart is frat.
I can dress like a total frat star and yet dress like a careless geed, none the less, I’m still wearing Ralph Lauren’s fall collection.
Ohhh look everyone, this guy’s wearing Ralph Lauren’s fucking fall collection.
Not winning homecoming king, but partying like you won it anyways. TFM.
HAHAHAHA what a loser.
Yelling, “Get this guy some heroin!” after a brother accomplishes something not very difficult. TFM.
Well that escalated quickly.
I appreciate you putting a lot of thought into this submission.
Popped up out my momma’s pussy and yelled, “WHERE THE KEG AT, BITCHES?!” TFM.
Shut it down. Shut it all down.