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FAIL FRIDAY: Throwing (Up) What You Know

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Yelling, “SHE’S GOING TO POOP!” whenever you see a girl walking to the bathroom and then timing her. TFM.
-Tennessee

I like your style.

Walking in to a members-only pool club where you are not a member and swimming around until someone says something. TFM.
-Maryland

That’s the opposite of a frat move, you peasant fuck.

Going to beach week with your summer slam, banging her out in the bathroom, returning to the party, returning to the bathroom with another piece 5 minutes later, getting walked in on by the summer slam, then having the slam’s friend come in to scold you, telling her to shut up and bang her out. TFTC.
-Florida

This guy is banging so many slams.

The blackout brother who always asks girls to “dump them nips out” at parties. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Everybody knows that guy and I’m not being sarcastic at all!

Only coaching girls sports so washing the uniforms is something to actually look forward to. TFM.
-Tennessee

Da fuq?

Using more toilet paper than what your butthole actually requires. TFM.
-North Carolina

Being wasteful is fraaaaaat.

When a guy at a party is like “Dude, how drunk are you? I’m not a girl, I just have long hair!” as you nod your head and hand him a drink as you try to lead him back to your house to bang. TFM
-Pennsylvania

A hole’s a hole.

Saving pictures of the TFM Sweethearts on a USB disc to take to CVS where you’ll make a whole bunch of wallet sized pictures. TFM.
-Florida

This is terrifyingly creepy.

Getting so drunk that you jack it till you bleed. TFM. #lackinggirthandlength
-Anonymous

Nothing like a little TMI in a hashtag.

A dad taking home his daughter’s sorority sister and getting a standing ovation from the bar. TFM.
-Anonymous

That dad is a legend.

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Shit happens.

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Permanent Polo.

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Real brothers hold each other.

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Anything but clothes.

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So cute. So frat.

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Shamelessly letting your flag fly. TFM.

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I like that Mediterranean look in women.

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Hugging a giant penis. TSM.

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Bong that shlong.

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