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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Yelling, “SHE’S GOING TO POOP!” whenever you see a girl walking to the bathroom and then timing her. TFM.
I like your style.
Walking in to a members-only pool club where you are not a member and swimming around until someone says something. TFM.
That’s the opposite of a frat move, you peasant fuck.
Going to beach week with your summer slam, banging her out in the bathroom, returning to the party, returning to the bathroom with another piece 5 minutes later, getting walked in on by the summer slam, then having the slam’s friend come in to scold you, telling her to shut up and bang her out. TFTC.
This guy is banging so many slams.
The blackout brother who always asks girls to “dump them nips out” at parties. TFM.
Everybody knows that guy and I’m not being sarcastic at all!
Only coaching girls sports so washing the uniforms is something to actually look forward to. TFM.
Using more toilet paper than what your butthole actually requires. TFM.
Being wasteful is fraaaaaat.
When a guy at a party is like “Dude, how drunk are you? I’m not a girl, I just have long hair!” as you nod your head and hand him a drink as you try to lead him back to your house to bang. TFM
A hole’s a hole.
Saving pictures of the TFM Sweethearts on a USB disc to take to CVS where you’ll make a whole bunch of wallet sized pictures. TFM.
This is terrifyingly creepy.
Getting so drunk that you jack it till you bleed. TFM. #lackinggirthandlength
Nothing like a little TMI in a hashtag.
A dad taking home his daughter’s sorority sister and getting a standing ovation from the bar. TFM.
That dad is a legend.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Real brothers hold each other.
Anything but clothes.
So cute. So frat.
Shamelessly letting your flag fly. TFM.
I like that Mediterranean look in women.
Hugging a giant penis. TSM.
Bong that shlong.