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FAIL FRIDAY: The Thirteenth

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, ten photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Whilst peeing on my slam in the shower, she grabbed and redirected my penis causing me to literally pee in my own butt. TFM.
-New York

That’s obviously true love, and I don’t see why you’re complaining.

Bow tie on, sorority girls coming over, I drive a Range Rover, I get bitches like McCoy. TFM.

You’re not even worthy of a punch in the face. I would open-hand slap the shit out of you.

Yeah, I go to the gym. But not to take mirror pics with my shirt off, curl 45’s the entire time, or tweet shit like “hardbody” or “swole.” I work out so I can defend myself and be better at fucking. TFM.

How many boner curls can you do?

Raging so hard that my dingleberries molt together to form one giant dingleball between my ass cheeks. TFM.

That truly is a whole new level of rage.

“Well, you’ve seen my pussy so I guess I should tell you my name.” Nah. TFM.

That is a quote from my dream girl.

Anal Pledge has to have his entire room organized and can only stick it in girls’ asses all semester. TFM.

How exactly do you monitor this? “Wrong hole, pledge! You know the rules!”

Only going Facebook official with girls who have eating disorders. TFM.

This guy has his priorities straight.

Using my morning wood to open up the fridge. TFM.

That’s what it’s for…

When we swordfight, I call my penis “Bacon,” and my buddy calls his penis “Dorn.” Man, those two cannot stop bumping heads. TFM.

I’m sure Bacon and Dorn will be delighted to hear this.

Leaving dead cats on the lawn of the srat castle to let them know that you slay puss. TFM.

Nothing says “I get ass” like murdering innocent felines and placing them on the doorstep of a sorority house.

Flipped golf car + flat bill + popped collar + untucked shirt + plastic wayfarers + facial expression + multiple friends taking pics = Fail Friday

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless it’s two guys sharing a bathtub while another sits in the shower.

These two fucking goobers gave me a good laugh.

John Kerry at the Nantucket Yacht Club, seemingly unable to find a pocket for his Blackberry.

Flaunt it if you’ve got it.

Summer at the shore house. TFM.

That’s a man’s hand reaching out and exposing that hairy ass frat tat.

The homeless meth head in the back is hilarious.

Decked out Xbox. TFM.

Fuck sheets, I sleep on my own chunks.

Incredible GDI rant:

Watch his video response HERE.

The shame of Kent State University:

I’m going to keep posting these until they stop:

It’s still July, and this chaser is still hot:

15 minutes of some British chick doing various activities in a sexual manner:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE.

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