Ten real submissions, 3 photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
W-R-I-T-I-N-G. That’s how you spell the word “writing.” No wonder she broke up with you. Now, quit drinking alone in your dorm listening to depressing country music, you goddamn disgrace.
There is a line between TFTC and retardation. You have crossed that line. Also, your family probably doesn’t like you.
I don’t know if you’re talking about Smirnoff or methamphetamine (probably the latter). Either way…you lose.
SPRING BREAK CANCUN 2011! Don’t come back.
Should’ve gone with creamy. It’s way smoother.
We get tons of submissions like this. “Getting head while __________.” Usually that blank is filled with “setting hundred dollar bills on fire and reading Decision Points with a huge lip in on my G6,” or something along those lines.
EDIT: Getting head while drinking Makers Mark on my flight to Arizona and then getting head at the bottom of the Grand Canyon while screaming “USA! USA! USA!” and reading Decision Points. SPRING BREAK GRAND CANYON 2011!
What is wrong with you? You and your dad might be going to prison…and hell.
Taking a shit at the bar. TFM. Playing footsie with the guy in the stall next to you. FaF.
I can’t even think of a prelude to this: