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FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.

Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas

Statutory rape and child support. FaF.

Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York

I hope your GDI dad beats you.

Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.

Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado

One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.

Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York

Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.

Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma

Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.

My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas

You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.

Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas

You make my head hurt, hillbilly.

Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas

Wow…

Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia

This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.


Down to Frat?


Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?


I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.


#1 fan?


Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.

Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:

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