Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Going up to the hottest girl at the bar, handing her a shot, leaning in close and whispering, “I suck toes,” into her ear. TFM.
If this doesn’t work literally nothing will. Shoot your shot.
Going to Costa Rica to study abroad for the summer and getting a teenage stripper pregnant and just bailing and never speaking of it again. TFM.
Some dudes just can’t handle Costa Rica.
When your new girl says she wants to watch a romantic comedy so you put on your favorite episode of Big Sausage Pizza. TFM.
Don’t know what that is? Google it.
Never take a single day for granted and fail to eat an ass. You never know when you’ll die. TFM.
That is an incredible life outlook.
Secretly taking part in Star Wars inspired lightsaber fights in the woods on the weekend. The catch? We fight in the nude. And with plastic lightsabers, obviously. TFM.
The ultimate frat move, in my opinion.
I once made a pledge count the hairs on my asshole with a magnifying glass. TFM.
Mother of God you are sick in the head.
Not being able to get off unless she’s holding a gold-plated Desert Eagle to your head while she pegs you in the missionary position. TFM.
Please, please…I beg you all to stop sharing your insane sexual proclivities.
You either die on your feet fighting, or live on your knees munch box like a champ. TFM.
I’m like 80% sure that’s not how that saying goes.
They pay extra for my man juice at the sperm bank because it’s mother fucking top tier frat splooge. TFM.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that.
It’s the year 2017 and apparently it’s still not socially acceptable to break into a pledge’s dorm room and watch him sleep wearing nothing but a sundress and Chacos. TFM.
The world just isn’t progressive enough for you yet.