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FAIL FRIDAY: The End is Near

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Embrace the rapture.

Done with finals. Now it’s time to pregame Jesus Christ’s comeback May 21st. Hope he wears number 45. TFM.
-Kansas

J.C. is definitely rolling in with 45 on his back and putting up a triple-double.

Yogi and Boo-Boo stealing picnic baskets wearing ties and bowties. TFM.
-Texas

Hey Boo-Boo, let’s go get a pic-a-nic basket.

Goal for summer: Get at least one of my TFM posts posted. TFM.
-North Carolina

You’re 0 for 1. Pathetic attempt and pathetic goal.

Eating slim jims and wearing an NWO wolfpack shirt in honor of Macho Man. TFM.
-Tennessee

Snap into a Slim Jim.

Was fucking a girl and when I told her I was in a frat she ripped the condom off. Everyone wants legacies. TFM.
-South Carolina

No point in using condoms anymore. I’m trying to catch as much shit and fertilize as many eggs as possible before the zombie apocalypse starts.

If polo made tampons…I’d have a sex change. TFM.
-Texas

Frat.

I jerk off on chat roullette. TFM.
-Texas

That’s what it’s for.

One of my brothers said, “fuck my life”, so I went over to the cupboard and proceeded to insert my penis in his box of cereal. TFM.
-Virginia

Life Cereal is part of a balanced breakfast and delicious.

Slam was mad cuz I had whiskey dick. I told her nah, I’m just TFTC. Too Frat To Cum. TFM.
-North Carolina

This killed me a little inside. I miss NF Jimmy.

Putting on a can and half of axe body spray before I rape this party. TFM.
-Texas

It’s not date rape if she passes out from the fumes.


This is why the TFM pledge should include Pike. (You know I had to get one more Pike pic in…)


Rush Pike? (Ok, I lied. Two.)


Represent.


Kappa Sigma’s on our campus = NF.


Put this up to shut the Pikes up for a week.

This might ruin the second coming:

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