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FAIL FRIDAY: The Dog House

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Showing up to the party in overalls with a tin bucket and asking who wants to get milked. TFM.

I think most people are going to pass.

Tried the Wolf of Wall Street candle up the ass move and ended up in the hospital with third degree burns on my anus. TFM.

You deserve it.

Listing your flaccid and erect penis measurements in your Bumble bio including length, width, weight, girth and curvature so the ladies know what they’re getting into (or what’s getting into them haha). TFM.

You gotta put yourself out there, and he’s doing that.

Shitting yourself in the middle of english lit and steadfastly refusing to acknowledge it. TFM.

That’s not really something you can play off.

Recounting everything you screamed at your favorite pledge during the last lineup as you climax in the shower. TFM.

Hey man that’s super weird and inappropriate and frankly disturbing.

Telling the intramural referee that you fucked his dad in response to getting a technical foul. TFM.

You need to take a long, hard look at your trash talk repertoire.

Snorting a crushed up Benadryl because your allergies are straight fucking with you and nasal inhalation is the only way you consume drugs. TFM.

Jesus man just take the damn pill with a glass of water like everyone else.

Getting suspended for a semester for going to class with a backpack full of dead squirrels because the actives thought it was hilarious. TFM.

Please tell me this actually happened.

Maintaining a fifth grade reading level as a 25-year-old junior in a state university. TFM.

Kid can’t even read!

I try to crank at least three times during every Cubs playoff game to keep the juices flowing and the mojo going. TFM.

Fan superstition has found a new low.

Goober gang gang gang.

Goober gang gang gang.

Sit on Santas lap, boys.

Christmas is cumming.

Uhhhh wut?

Uhhhh wut?

I, too, wear a bib when I eat ass.

I, too, wear a bib when I eat ass.

Never share a toilet, bros.

Never share a toilet, bros.

Top left is so high he doesnt even know where he is.

Top left is so high he doesn’t even know where he is.

He sleep though.

He sleep though.

Girl, you're better than that.

Girl, you’re better than that.

BANG OUT.

BANG OUT.

Drink Busch.

Drink Busch.

The most absolutely piss poor costume attempts ever.

The most absolutely piss poor costume attempts ever.

Can we get a spellcheck here.

Can we get a spellcheck here.

Classic bathroom couch.

Classic bathroom couch.

Dab dab dab dab dab dab huh?

Dab dab dab dab dab dab doofus.

Youre in the dog house, baby.

You’re in the dog house, baby.

Throw it up mothercucker throw it up.

Throw it up mothercucker throw it up.

Please don't finger that man's mouth.

Please don’t finger that man’s mouth.

Squad got a penis in it.

Squad got a penis in it.

Rich Homie Pey letting it all hang out for America.

Rich Homie Pey letting it all hang out for America.

That's not what you want.

That’s not what you want.

Nailed it.

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This was only ending one way

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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