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FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida

Some people might consider this counterproductive.

Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous

Holy shit you’re gay.

Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina

Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?

Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas

Flawless victory.

The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama

Banning this sociopath for poor form.

Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan

Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?

Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois

Nope. Still NF.

Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington

Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.

Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama

You fucking cock-a-roach.

Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri

My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.


Human vs zombie playing geeds.


Drunk. TFM.


EPIC FAIL NF


TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”


Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.

Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:

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TFM Intern

Never getting promoted.

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