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FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Breaking Your Neck

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Being so shitfaced and taking a shot of Old Spice body wash chased with Listerine. TFM.

If that’s not alcoholism, I don’t know what is.

Having the hottest slams on spring break with you that the local pimps are asking you how much they cost. TFM.

Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but it sure is fun.

The slam told me she had the best sex of her life last night. Then some of my brothers told me their slams expressed the same feeling. I put preworkout in the hunch punch. TFM.

That was thoughtful of you.

Releasing a little frat gas to clear the line at Quizno’s Sub shop. TFM.

It’s the only way to get ahead in the world.

When you show up to your first class the morning after spring break with “TFTC” written on the side of your head in big, bold letters next to a giant wound and everyone gives you a nod of approval. TFM.

Now they KNOW you rage.

Coming out of sedation after surgery on your left nut and asking the nurse to give you head. She says she’s engaged. You tell her you’ll buy a bigger ring if she shuts up and gets on with the blowjob. Date’s on Friday. TFM.

A beautiful tale of life and love.

Leaving a game of Nazi Zombies to go sixty nine a slam in her sorority house. TFM.

With you busy sixty-nining, who will keep the nazi zombies at bay?

“Roll Tide” is the one word conversation. TFM.
–North Carolina

That’s two words, and you’re in the wrong state.

Telling her the only spot of yours you’re going to hit with the dick is the one on her face from the black eye you gave her earlier. TFM.

You’re going to prison.

When you roll over in the morning, and theres a pledge in your bed. TFM.

That’s when you know it was a good night.

You aren’t TFTC. This guy is.

Now THAT’S a five star.

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Raging so hard that you fall through the fucking floor. TSM.

Grip that shaft nice and tight.

He is waging a jihad on the geeds.

Fear the cotton candy.

New Victoria’s Secret bra.

Open wide.

That is blasphemy.

Getting her ass wet. TFM.

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