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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
I’ll tell you one thing, I’m going to be eating a whole mess of ass this spring break and nobody can stop me. TFM.
Just make sure you wear goggles.
“If you can get it up, I’ll give you anal,” she said. I responded by snorting Viagra. TFM.
That’s probably not great for your heart.
Friends call me “Candy Cane” because my dingus is shaped exactly like one. TFM.
Got yourself a fucked up dingus, do ya?
Consider anyone who hasn’t had an STD to be a virgin. TFM.
An interesting definition adjustment.
One, two, tie my boat shoes. Three, four, banging fat chicks on the floor. TFM.
Big girls need love too and everybody knows that.
Walking into class on the first day, finding the hottest chick in the room, pointing at her and saying, “I will eat your ass before this semester ends.” TFM.
It takes a bold man to make such a bold proclamation with an audience.
God damn pledges always refusing to kiss me on the mouth. TFM.
Sounds like you gave out bids to the wrong type of guys IMO.
Having some much fuck that the only way you can get it up is through milking of the prostate gland. TFM.
That’s a pretty normal condition after have too much fuck I think.
Getting arrested for public intoxication and then masturbating in the bathroom of the drunk tank. TFM.
There’s nothing else to do in there. Might as well crank down.
Refusing to bathe the entirety of spring break because you steadfastly believe that your man stench attracts members of the opposite sex. TFM.
You know what? I think you’re right. Stick with that strategy.
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