Ten real submissions, five pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Yeah? I laugh in my Luccheses when you hit the curb and bust your GDI ass.
A rapement? Enjoy imprisonment. Sorostitutes of Ohio: watch your back and/or transfer. “They’re rapin’ everybody out here.”
Correction: Telling a beautiful girl she is ugly…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.
Being an illegitimate child, birthed out of wedlock as a result of adultery. FaF.
Being a homeless alcoholic. FaF.
Really guy? Did you submit this from your Droid at a fucking Star Wars convention?
You sir, are an idiot.
I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this up to the combination of Adderall and a history midterm. It’s “apartheid,” so you probably didn’t do well.
No, no you didn’t. But if you did, it was probably so you could have time to finish the first season of “Greek.”
I really don’t know what to say to this. Who the fuck has a fake testicle?
This is going to ruin your weekend: