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Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Telling all the kids in my fourth grade class that Santa wasn’t real and laughing at them when they claimed their parents wouldn’t lie to them. TFM.
You’re a monster.
Playing Super Smash Bros, while being super smashed with your bros. TFM.
You’re a nerd.
Summer Slam, Winter Slam. My sluts go through seasons just like my frattire. #vineyard vines #FaF. TFM.
You’re a douchetool.
Best gym pre-workout: lil coke (COCAINE YOU PUSSIES), lil rum, lots of C4 pre-workout. You think you drink this shit? No, pussies. You fuckin’ rail it! This concoction will ensure massive gains. Anything for the gains, brah! So frat, so college. TFM. P.S. Pass this secret onto Dorn; he’s a pussy.
You’re an insane person.
Sending one of your slams a nude of your primary slam to show her how you want it to look. TFM.
You’re a meanie.
Still being able to fuck hot slams even when I’m completely fraccid (frat +flaccid). TFM.
You’re a weirdo.
Not being able to pound pussy and brews because you’re grounded. THighSchoolGDIM. Dick-chugging your dad’s liquor through a catheter as a power move? Now that’s frat.
You’re a real sick fuck.
When a girl at a party is all like “I didn’t want to cut my hair short, I have cancer you asshole” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
You’re a sociopath.
Listing “TFTC” as an interest on your resume. TFM.
Getting .08 tattooed on my penis to make sure she’s above the legal limit. TFM.
You’re going to prison.
Look at these fuckin’ guys.
Santa’s gonna come all over these guys.
Check out that snow frock.
Sorority poses. TFM.
He’s having a fantastic time.
That’s a strange vibe.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
I’m going to start wearing shorts like that. These are the new Chubbies.
Faces of creep.