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FAIL FRIDAY: Slutty and I Blow It

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

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Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going back to a high school party and out drinking all the kids there but your still sober so you leave and go to a bar. TFM.

You keep getting older, they stay the same age.

One Tree Hill marathons in the chapter room. TFM.

I’ll bring the gallon of ice cream this week.

Bringing my own beer to the bar to save money. TFM.


Having the whole block get yo back when some trick ass bitch spills Ciroc on yo brand new Enyce jacket. TFM.

Who gave Diddy a bid?

Not studying cause your bros are talking about whacking off in books, or in bags, dehumidifying it and selling it as cocaine, or making ice packs. TFM.

One of the weirdest ones I’ve ever read.

Telling the slampiece that I’d date her if she comes and cleans my room, when she’s done she climbs into bed with me then I tell her April Fools. TFM.

You’re such a trickster.

Bottom-tier house burned down near campus. Woke up with three texts and a voicemail from the DA asking if I did it. TFM.

Being a notorious pyromaniac.

My little brother fingering “the shit” out of my girlfriend, and me being proud. TFM.

I guarantee the guy that submitted this is not only full of “shit,” but a habitual line crosser as well.

Walked into my 8:00am final looking fratty as usual. GDI next to me said, “Why are you so dressed up?” I said, “Cause I’m in a frat. I’m taking all your answers, so they better be right.” Dude gave me his scantron after. TFM.

On the next windy day I want you to cover yourself in gasoline and chain smoke cigarettes.

If she can reach the mailbox, she can take a package. TFM.

This one took me a minute. He’s implying that if a girl is tall enough to reach the mailbox, she is tall enough for him to have sexual intercourse with…

Mounting each other in a pile. TFM.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Socks on Cocks Mixer 2011.

Don’t step to these fools.

And I thought my “Party with Palestine” shirt was offensive.

Slutty and I know it:

You’ve got to watch it all the way through. The girl in the back is an incredible role player. She’s like Pippen to the boner loving Jordan.

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