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FAIL FRIDAY: Shame, Shame, Shame

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Refusing to refer to your penis as anything other than Captain Winky. TFM.

Might want to talk to a psychologist about that.

From birth until death, I’ll frat harder than the rest. 7 days a week, 365, 24/7 getting up in those guts and eating ass . TFM.

What a lovely thing to say.

Waking up after blacking out and realizing you pierced both your ears and are wearing your girlfriend’s earrings and underwear. TFM.

Time to reevaluate your life.

These pledges all know what my asshole smells like. TFM.

That’s the way it should be.

Been doing 1,000 crunches a day in preperation of Halloween so I can be Leonidas from 300. TFM.

Super original and not at all douchey.

Having a poop phobia that really limits your ass-eating abilities. TFM.

Poop phobia? That’s a new one..

Getting FRAT tattooed on the inside of your lower lip so all the bitches know. TFM.

God bless you, stupid stranger.

Ever fucked a cheeseburger? I have. TFM.

I have not, but thank you for asking.

A man without secrets is no man at all, so I dress like a ballerina on the weekends and listen to Beethoven in my dorm. TFM.

Uhhhh okay.

Crack rock I smoke, sorority girls I poke, pledges I choke, frat is no joke. TFM.

We’re done here.

Son what are you wearing?

Son, what are you wearing?

Very unfortunate name.

Very unfortunate name.

Takes a real man to wear this.

Takes a real man to wear this.

Dude has his mom saved in his phone as "Mommy."

Dude has his mom saved in his phone as “Mommy.”

He got ass for days.

He got ass for days.

Sexuality personified.

Sexuality personified.

Man down, cat up.

Man down, cat up.

Looking good, big man.

Looking good, big man.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Goobers behind podiums.

Goobers behind podiums.

Whole squad hitting the dance floor.

Whole squad hitting the dance floor.

You could not be more of a goober gang if you tried.

You could not be more of a goober gang if you tried.

For the love of fuck.

For the love of fuck.

Good job, good effort.

Good job, good effort.

Things arent looking good.

Things aren’t looking good.

Sad group. Sad!

Sad group. Sad!

Dig the pants on this toilet hugger.

Dig the pants on this toilet hugger.

Lets GOOOOO!

Lets GOOOOO!

I just threw up in my mouth.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Please, please stop.

Please, please stop.

Dabbing into the weekend (@tristan.beland)

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I swear officer I just have pinkeye in both eyes (@dannycannon)

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They had the time of their lives

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Sunday morning comes at you fast.

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Gameday got her.

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Respect the lifestyle.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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